You are now entering THE TIME WARP

Ok so for this story I am gonna take you back in time to like 2003.  I was 16 and young dumb and full of cum.  Well in my younger days I dabbled in some extra curricular activities. Me and my buddy I will call him Redhead, had been partying, drinking a little, and smoked a little green which ain't that bad -> cause it comes from the ground right. Then Redhead gets the bright idea to try some acid for the first time. Anyone who has ever done acid you know that it comes in 2 forms either liquid or in sheets.  Well for any first timers who are already high and drunk I would advice doing it in sheet form.  So we were sitting at the table when he pulls it out from his pocket.  I take the first hit a drop of it right on my eyelids. Redhead takes his hit and being the clumsy guy he is knocks over the vile of acid.  Being as high and as drunk as I was plus being the idiot that I am, I wiped it up with my hand.  Now if you don't know about acid and soon as it comes into contact with your skin your body absorbs it.  Needless to say I took about 5 more hits all at once.

I am what you call a wandering stonner, which means that when I am high I like to go and do not just sit around.  Me and Redhead get the bright idea to go out to the 7-11 up the road about 2 miles.  Being high and drunk we do the responsible thing and walk cause I don't promote drinking and driving.  We start walking and while doing so I decide to call my other buddy, we will call him Mr. Goody2shoes.  What happens next was told to me the next day by Goody2shoes and Redheads Dad.  While walking down the street, and by now the acid has kicked in, the wind starts kicking up.  There are palm trees all over the sidewalk in my hometown, and their branches hang down over the sidewalks.  So add like 10 hits of acid a whole lot of weed and booze, plus wind and palm trees you end up thinking you are getting attacked.  I swear up and down that I was being chased and attacked by these palm trees.  I ran the whole 2 miles while on the phone to the 7-11 and hid there until Redhead convinced me that I was not being chase and I was gonna be ok.

We make it back to Redheads parents house without even getting anything from 7-11 cause it turns out neither one of us had any money with us.  After getting back to Redheads parents we decide that it would be a good idea to watch Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas,  NOT A GOOD IDEA.  Next thing I know I am cussing up a storm because I swear that someone has taken my legs.  Redheads dad comes in to tell me nicely and I quote, "SHUT THE FUCK UP."  When I tell him that my legs have been stolen he looks at me like I am an Idiot, and says, "Boys this is Fucking Horse Shit."  He then walks out of the room and I drop down on my knees cause well I am missing my legs.  And NO SHIT THERE I WAS chasing his dad around the house on my knees cussing him out for stealing my fucking legs.  And NO SHIT THERE I WAS.

I DO NOT ENDORSE USING DRUGS, SELLING DRUGS, TAKING DRUGS, UNDERAGE DRINKING OR CUSSING OUT YOUR FRIENDS PARENTS!!!!!  BUT IF YOU HAVE A GOOD STORY ABOUT IT GO AHEAD AND TELL ME ABOUT IT.